| OH JAN-O, JAN-O.... I'M SORRY IT'S TAKEN SO LONG FOR ME TO ENTER MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS. HOWEVER, TO MY EMBARRASSMENT, I DID NOT KNOW THIS SITE EXISTED. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK "DANI" FOR EMAILING ME AND WAKING ME UP TO WHAT A WONDERFUL TRIBUTE THAT THEY HAVE GOING FOR YOU.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'VE KNOWN A GUY FOR ALMOST 30 YEARS, IT'S HARD TO SINGLE OUT ONE THING TO SHARE. SO MUCH HAS BEEN WRITTEN ABOUT JAN'S MUSICAL GENIUS AND HARD WORK ETHIC THAT ANYTHING I ADD WOULD SIMPLY BE AN OVERSTATEMENT AND I'M GUESSING THAT ISN'T EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM ME RIGHT NOW.
OVER THE YEARS I'VE TOLD MY GIRLFRIEND, BARBARA, SO MANY OF THE HILARIOUS ESCAPADES JAN AND DEAN, PAPA, AND THE BEL AIR BANDITS HAVE BEEN THROUGH. THE ONE THAT COMES TO MIND RIGHT THIS MINUTE SPEAKS MORE OF JAN'S GENEROUS HEART AND WONDERFUL SENSE OF HUMOR. SOMEWHERE BACK IN THE 70'S WE WERE ON A PLANE GOING .... SOMEWHERE. NOW, SOME OF YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER WHAT A MEAL USED TO BE LIKE ON A PLANE TRIP IN THE 70'S. WHATEVER WAS SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT A MEAL, CERTAINLY FAILED MISERABLY. SOMETIMES YOU'D GET A SANDWICH THAT TASTED LIKE THE TWO-WEEK OLD BOTTOM OF YOUR SHOE, WRAPPED IN PLASTIC THAT COULDN'T BE CUT OPEN WITH A CHAINSAW. ACCOMPANING IT WOULD BE AN APPLE PICKED FROM A TREE ABOUT 100 YEARS AGO, CHEESE AND CRACKERS LEFT OVER FROM THE LAST SUPPER, AND FINALLY A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE THAT DIDN'T HAVE ANY CHOCOLATE OR ANY CAKE TO IT. BUT IT ALL ARRIVED TO YOU AS A NICE LITTLE BOX WHICH THEY CALLED A "BOX LUNCH." ON ONE OF THE FLIGHTS, WAY AFTER THE MEAL HAD BEEN SERVED, THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT CAME WALKING BACK TO OUR AREA OF THE PLANE AND HANDED ME A NOTE SCRIBBLED ON A UNITED AIRLINE COCKTAIL NAPKIN. ALONG WITH THE NOTE WAS THIS CRAZY LOOKING "BOX" THAT WE HAD SEEN AS THE BOX LUNCH AN HOUR AGO. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT SAID TO ME "SPECIAL DELIVERY TO YOU FROM JAN." AT FIRST, I WAS ACTUALLY A LITTLE WORRIED BECAUSE ABOUT 80% OF THE TIME WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD IN A BAND YOU SPEND THE MAJORITY OF YOUR TIME THINKING ABOUT WAYS TO GOOF ON THE OTHER BAND MEMBERS. WELL, I CERTAINLY THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A GOOF IN WHICH I WAS THE RECIPIENT. SO I OPENED THE NOTE AND IT SIMPLY READ "DEAR ARMSTRONG.... EAT YOUR VEGETABLES. YOURS TRULY, JAN." NOW EVERY WORD OF THAT NOTE WAS WRITTEN BY THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT EXCEPT FOR JAN'S SIGNATURE. ANYWAY, THINKING THERE WAS GOING TO BE A BOMB OR WORST IN THE BOX, I OPENED IT. PLACED VERY NEATLY ON A NAPKIN .... WERE TWO "FAMOUS AMOS" CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. NOW AS I'M TELLING THIS STORY TO MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE SAYS "AWHH, THAT WAS SWEET OF JAN TO SHARE WITH YOU. DID YOU EAT THE COOKIES?" I TOLD HER "NO, THAT'S THE DOUBLE FUNNY PART OF IT." JAN KNEW DARN WELL I'VE NEVER LIKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! IN FACT, I SAID TO HIM MANY TIMES "TO ME, EATING COOKIES IS LIKE EATING VEGETABLES. I COULD TAKE'EM OR LEAVE'EM." BARBARA STARTED CRACKING UP AND REALIZED JAN HAD GOOFED ME TWICE, TELLING ME TO EAT MY VEGETABLES AND DELIVERING ME COOKIES BUT KNOWING I HATED COOKIES, IT WAS LIKE ME EATING VEGETABLES! SWEAR TO GOD, THIS IS HOW WE USED TO SPEND OUR DAY!! TO TOP IT ALL OFF, JAN YELLS BACK "DID YOU GET IT? SPECIAL DELIVERY?!" I SAID "YEAH, JAN, HA!HA! REAL FUNNY." THEN HE SAYS "OK. NOW LOOK, BABY, GIVE ME THEM BACK!" I TOLD HIM "TOO LATE. SHIPPEY ATE THEM!" JAN FINISHES "OK ARMSTRONG. YOU OWE ME TWO SPECIAL DELIVERY "FAMOUS AMOS" COOKIES!"
NOW EVERYONE REALIZES WHY WE NEVER GREW UP. WE ALL JUST HAD TOO MUCH FUN TOGETHER. SO NOW I'M GONNA LET EVERYBODY IN ON A LITTLE SECRET... WHEN I HEARD JAN DIED, I QUIETLY WENT TO THE STORE AND BOUGHT A BAG OF FAMOUS AMOS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. I DROVE TO STORAGE AND STUCK THEM IN THE TRUNK WITH ALL THE ARCHIVES OF JAN AND DEAN, PAPA DOO, THE TURTLES, ETC, ETC. IT WAS MY WAY OF SALUTING JAN AND LETTING HIM KNOW HE WILL FOREVER HAVE A PERMANENT PLACE IN MY MIND AND HEART, NOT JUST ON STAGE OR IN THE STUDIO, BUT EVERY TIME I OPEN THAT TRUNK, THE FIRST THING I'LL SEE IS THAT CRAZY BAG OF COOKIES. MY, MY, THE EFFECT YOU HAVE ON ME, JAN!
I KNOW WE'LL MEET AGAIN SOME DAY SOON, JAN-O, SO UNTIL THAT TIME.... STILL EATING MY VEGETABLES,
JAMES ARMSTRONG
THE VERTIKALS (JIMMY D, PAPA DOO RUN RUN, BEL AIR BANDITS, THE TURTLES, ETC, ETC)
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